Playing With A Net
Every good story has to play with a net. "Monsters exist, therefore physics and geography are malleable as well in different, inexplicable situations!" If you can't play with your own net, go fuck yerself. And dress for your body size.

This Guy
Has a total messiah complex, and he thinks he's a tough guy at the same time. I can't stand him.

Zarqawi
Did not found Al-Qaeda, he founded al-Tawhid wal-Jihad, which he only later changed to "Al-Qaeda in Iraq" in 2004, after the invasion. A small but important difference.