Things I would expect to laugh like Ernie from Sesame Street:

AND FEATURING…

AND FEATURING…

Hey, just checking, but are we still talking about the movie about a bunch of underage girls getting pregnant?

Hey, just checking, but are we still talking about the movie about a bunch of underage girls getting pregnant?

Your father… may never again have what we call a human face.

Your father… may never again have what we call a human face.

Will Forte is criminally underrated. The spelling bee is a classic, just like the bizarre, fever dream NASA potato chip sketch.

Will Forte is criminally underrated. The spelling bee is a classic, just like the bizarre, fever dream NASA potato chip sketch.

I always had trouble with Iron and Wine's SlutStuffers 4: Asstravaganza

I always had trouble with Iron and Wine's SlutStuffers 4: Asstravaganza

Turd Ferguson.

Splitsider says John Mulaney and Seth Meyers are rumored to be the leads, which I think could be pretty damn great

Blodoop!

Wizard People, Dear Reader has made me laugh until I cried multiple times, and in return, I gave it the greatest honor I could bestow upon it, my username. Any place where Brad Neely can express his wondrous thoughts is fine by me.

Billie Joe Armstrong: the most country sounding name with the least country job?

It would've been awesome if Bonds were still on the team. He'd make an amazing villain. This show needs a whole lot more egomania.

Well now how are we going to find out how Michael Bay was going to add explosions to a Ouija Board movie?

My girlfriend doesn't like Paul Rudd. Like at all. She points him out every commercial he pops up in and identifies him as the guy that annoys her. I can't figure it out. I didn't know anyone had the capacity to dislike Paul Rudd.

Ugh. Here comes tim1982 again, with his overplayed "dismissive of other commenter's gimmicks" gimmick.