Play by the rules, heh, you do not. But get results, you do. Mmmmm?

The underwhelming drive is down again. Should we get out and push?

You too?! I also have been feeling nostalgia for those "Up Yours" ads.

Go back to Nilbog, you troll!

"The gun is good. The penis is evil."

And the folks who insist on asking for it. By which I mean Daniel Tosh fans.

YES.

Craig Robinson as the Highlander. Eddie Izzard as whatever Sean Connery was supposed to be. Spanish crossdresser, I think.

How about an adaptation of Jay Pinkerton's "Gaysterio" arc?
http://jaypinkerton.com/blo…

Morbid curiosity….

All this talk about Reeves' pieces is making me want to watch an alien hero who taught us what it means to be human. And how to eat cats.

I don't believe you. Show me the money!

If you start a witch hunt on the beach you're just going to end up with a sandwitch.

She bought me a soda and tried to molest me in the parking lot.

Sure, but she's certainly not Gigantic.

Apple flapjacks.

I never would have bet there were Welshmen here. And now that I know there are I never will.

On the one hand, I don't want to pay to see an IHOP commercial just because it features Michael Shannon. On the other hand I'm already thinking about and discussing IHOP, so I might as well go see it and then have some delicious lingenberry pancakes with my nine-toed girlfriend.

"Fun" is what got us into VD Club in the first place.

Not only did it win, but it won handily.