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Robert Paulson
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Bull schist!

Yar, I'm still torn up over how good this is and how effortless it appears to have been for you to make. It's a goddamn tour de force. I hope your giant stack of money collapses and traps you underneath it for a few hours so that you miss a very important mani/pedi appointment.

Yar, I'm still torn up over how good this is and how effortless it appears to have been for you to make. It's a goddamn tour de force. I hope your giant stack of money collapses and traps you underneath it for a few hours so that you miss a very important mani/pedi appointment.

What was it trying to do? Usher in a new age of lens flare? Warn us against Philip Seymour Hoffman's chat line? Teach us about the redemptive power of pudding?

What was it trying to do? Usher in a new age of lens flare? Warn us against Philip Seymour Hoffman's chat line? Teach us about the redemptive power of pudding?

I think I read or heard an interview whereifn Refn indicated he wrote this as a reactiofn to having becofme a father.

I think I read or heard an interview whereifn Refn indicated he wrote this as a reactiofn to having becofme a father.

Parents just don't understand.

Parents just don't understand.

And nobody was welcome.

And nobody was welcome.

Roll in the sheets? More like pigs in blankets.

Roll in the sheets? More like pigs in blankets.

Delightful!

Delightful!

Congratulations, you fuckin' hippogriff!

Congratulations, you fuckin' hippogriff!

We don't need to talk about how funny that Kevin movie is.

We don't need to talk about how funny that Kevin movie is.

A-googily doogily doubly so.