I smell network crossover - make them obsessed with the works of Richard Castle.

"And to Think I Saw It on FOX."
"The 500 Cliches of Joe Carroll."
"Horton Hears Dead People."
"One Fork Two Fork, Red Spork Blue Spork."
"FOX in Schlocks."
"The Lorax Embraces Eco-Terrorism."
"I Can Write Scripts With My Eyes Shut."

And we all know a sniper rifle isn't powerful enough to go through one person and hit another. ;)

I honestly think I'd watch Hannibal just for the way it's shot.  It's really beautifully done for such dark material.  This show on the other hand…

Nope, it's officially the worst rated season average in the history of AV Club (1.16, D+).  Congratulations Kevin Williamson!

Heroes, Hell on Wheels, Two Broke Girls… amazingly I don't think "V" ever got an F.

Hell on Wheels got an F once, Two Broke Girls got an F, and Heroes got a bunch of them over the last two seasons (5 I think).

Nope, it's number three.  Tied for the most in a season with Heroes.

Thanks phodreaw. There are few things as simultaneously useless and dangerous as someone with free time, a grievance, and a working knowledge of quantitative analysis. ;)

Except that never works out in the long run - remember The Sopranos? :)

Research?  Screw that. :)

Silly rabbit, network television is all but dead.  Basic and premium cable are the place to be.

Given how brain dead everyone on this show is, I'm not sure that would be any more likely to kill him.

"What's that Chief?"
"Do what the kid says."

Maybe its a clever allusion to how they're so much alike?  Or had you blotted the awful episode from 2 weeks ago out of your memory?  I completely understand if you had, I think our subconscious will go to great lengths to protect us from absorbing the full weight of terrible trauma and violation. ;)

Chairman of the S'mores committee? ;)

2 Cs, 4 C-'s, 3 D+'s, 2 Ds, 1 D-, 2 Fs.  What's that old Bill Parcells quote about you are what your record says you are?

Yeah, a single review for a full season getting an F grade is easy to envision, since it's a single grade.  It takes a special kind of awful to 
a) get consistently low review grades on a weekly basis
b) avoid getting cancelled (and renewed rather early in this case)
c) still continue to generate enough interest to be…

It'll still never hold a candle to the South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut drinking game.  It's all fun and games for the first five minutes, and then they sing Uncle Fucker and everyone dies of liver failure.

Possible SPOILER alert, since I've never bothered to watch LOST, and it's possible there still a few people out there who haven't but would like to - but weren't they all already dead from the word go?  I suppose playing fast and loose with human anatomy and biology is okay on some metaphysical alternate plane of…