Basterds lost me with the ending. Tarantino drags the film along as if it were based on real events, but then [SPOILER ALERT] blows up Hitler in a movie theater. I'm fucking sorry? It's a complete reversal of style and nothing before that scene indicates that fantastical events will be occurring. It felt like I wasn't…

Oh,
has the great "Weezer peaked with Pinkeron" legions graced us with their presence?

You missed the subgroup of apologists:

After having watched that trailer, I now wonder if I have ever actually seen "The Shadow," because the movie I remember looks absolutely nothing like that. It's very possible I'm confusing it with the aforementioned "Phantom."

I want Jon Hamm doing more comedy. I knew someone special had been found when he first hosted SNL and did the commercial for Jon Hamm's John Ham.

You have a flock for Lizzy Caplan?

Jon Hamm
Sort of along the lines of James Gandolfini, Jon Hamm's Don Draper is an icon. And everyone wants to market that. Just watch the trailer for "Howl," in which everything defense attorney Hamm says sounds like an ad pitch.

So the president of CBS
Is actually Les Moonves? I mean, I know it's not "Moonvest," but that's still putting me off-balance.

1. You must earn your way into a union.
2. If you aren't in a union, you can only get non-union jobs.
3. If you work when the union is striking, you are considered a scab.

I'm pretty sure the answer is a combination of Elliot Ness and Jack Ryan.

The only way to stop this:
Drinking contest.

I have a "Cyrus" t-shirt
It says "Please don't f*** my mom. - Cyrus."

Where'd you get five bucks?
I want five bucks.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

To pop off
Since I refuse to actually look it up, let's make up fake definitions.

So the elevator is upside-down??
I don't get it. What is this movie? Where's the perspective? How's the camera moving? Is it actually upside-down?

Beatnik: "Dacron sure as hell won't bring back those ten dead kids in Biloxi."

I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think.

I hope he gives Deb something to whine about.

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