A plot where Batman goes on sabbatical and Alfred takes over as a bumbling detective!
I'd watch the shit out of that.

I saw it. I, too, am a lifelong Braves fan, and I really like what I'm seeing from the club early on this season. There seems to be a chemistry and playfulness, and an energy that's been missing in past seasons. I'm also grimacing from worrying about the J-Hey drop off in production, but please, please, I hope that…

Wow, I completely missed it
The UP IN THE AIR backlash already started? Without me? I always get left out of the Cool Kids Club…

This really, really sucks.

Certainly above average
Especially for a modern mainstream horror flick. Some great sequences, low amount of cheap scares, and one "omg why didn't i think of that" scene.

One of the best quotes…
"Valentine's Day is when people promise you miracles and don't deliver."

It's been a wonderful run…
We didn't get an F-. But all you people on the boards made watching this show far more enjoyable and communal than it had any right to be.

Stevesie?
Come back, Stevesie. Don't give up just yet. We need an F-.

I don't know anymore
Was this show ever good? I don't think I can bring myself to believe this.

Canted Angles
The carnival scenes need way more canted angles.

YESSSS!
AN F!!!!!!!

That Hold Steady cover
Is an atrocious misrepresentation. It took me way too long to get that record because I was so put off by the cover.

I don't get why Animal Collective causes such a wide division of love/hate. It's just noise, and sometimes the noise is pretty.

Sure, Heisler, hide your inability to stay objective behind the fact that I was just kidding. You wish it were so easy.

Also, wishing characters to be themselves assumes that the characters have selves to be. DUH. HAVEN'T YOU BEEN WATCHING THE SHOW?

You just don't get it, Heisler
You just don't. Someone please replace him with someone who actually likes this show and wants to discuss it in a serious manner.

Imagine if they played Sigur Ros over the PA system every week or so. I'd call it Bliss.

Also, when is the F- coming, Heisler? I want the website's first F- to go to a Heroes episode. I feel like we're the dirty rejects of the AVClub and that would finally give us some attention.

Already Ep. 11?
How many episodes of Heroes is there going to be this season? 50?

And she also played…a neurotic 20something girl in Wonderfalls…also to great effect.