Hipster Comment
A ballad episode with nothing by The Decemberists?!?!? I QUIT!

I put the evil inside of you!
BOOP!

Heroes is actually clever commentary
On how poorly done and extensive retconning can destroy a once venerable comic book enterprise.

The New Uniform Motivator
Always works.

Mine are easy…
First week of December starts Band of Brothers.

I know someone
Who likes this show unironically…

Air Force One
GET OFF MY PLANE.

Soundtrack
Man, do they pick good songs for this show.

I see what you did there..
You clever cad, you.

Heroes is..
A post-post-post modernist deconstruction on the artifice of "television". In fact, Lyle Bennett exists as the audience within the show. The writers have forgotten about Lyle, the writers have forgotten about the audience, they write for no one, and Hiro is Jesus.

That WAS Rilo Kiley! Man, way to be up on the times. They weren't even playing a song off their latest. As if college students don't have a 30 second attention span when it comes to popular music.

What's the worst thing about this show?
No, it's not the fact that I'm not watching this in Houlihan's? No it's not the wooden acting, leaden pacing, terrible storytelling, and the magical appearing carnival.

Yes! Make it so.

Also I can tell you are secretly having a blast writing these recaps. You are making watching this show hurt that much less.

One Houlihan's Reference?
Kick up your game, Heisler. The Heroes writers can do at least 5 an episode.

I will only combine if Houlihan's is involved.

Steve Heisler?
Are you located in Chicago?

This recap is hilarious
Never enough Houlihan's jokes.

I don't think she's leaving, just will have a diminished role. She can't leave, Whiskey shows up in the fyoosherrrr

So excited for this album
I'm actually going to purchase *gasp* a physical copy!