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How could you smegheads leave out Dwayne Dibley and 'Ace' Rimmer?

Still ploughing through that opening sentence - 72 words. That's not a sentence, it's a life term.

No love for Timesplitters 4?

Woah, that first sentence is 46 words long. Epic series has led to epic sentence length.

Bale is Welsh!

Originally Dare was to be a space vicar. As you can tell from my Avatar, I'm a fan.

Sorry to see Lt Col Phillip Smith from Bluestone 42 has been left out - he has a long list of rules but each are equally 'the first rule'.

Er, there is one.

Where's "Where's me jumper?"?

But, but white American rockers of the 50s were ripping of black Americans. Some America can eat a sack of black cocks!

Pubs closed at 11 but bars where often open later. Should have gone up to Scotland, they did a lot of things a lot more sensibly, such as pub and Sunday trading hours.

Jason, how about the other way - us Brits here at home, where would you want us to go to properly 'appreciate' being here?

I'm surprised VanDerWerff is only interested in Marlowe as he may have written Shakespeare's plays. The guy was the original, real life gentleman of leisure, poet and playwright and worth meeting in his own right and more interesting than Shakespeare to me. But seeing as he died in 1593, Tom would have to go back a

I'm still waiting for the big screen version of Maid Marian and Her Merry Men. If just for the theme song.

Great Dane's what?
Great Dane's pedigreed what? Chums? Or maybe someone/THE WHOLE DAMN TEAM credited on this article doesn't know how to use the apostrophe?

No Star Spangled Banner?
Maybe you need to be brought up to understand it but the lyrics are a bit funny. Good drinking tune.

Just had to listen to "The Importance of Being Idle" to remind me that they could write better.

Are you a secret stoner, you've been trying to keep it down but it's been one of those nights?

Whoops, I was fooled by the use of Paul McGann to illustrate it, it's actually Baker who reads it. I've complained so hope they change the pic to Baker…