This is the AV Club newswire….

But the fact that people do those jobs for that money suggests otherwise.

I was just assuming. I know zero about this subject.

The comedy category is total bullshit. Only Wolf of Wall Street is really a comedy. Why separate comedy and drama if you're just going to nominate obvious choices?

That's a stupid statistic to quote for this subject. There's nothing wrong with one group of people making less than another group of people on average, it's stupid to expect otherwise. There are much better facts and statistics to help support this cause. Not that I expect Beyonce to think for very long about this,…

I wouldn't be surprised if I read an article saying they were considering me for a part at this point.

You mean like practicing chess?

There were quite a few questions where she either refused to answer or gave really short, rude answers. The questions were stupid, sure, but why agree to give an interview for the Golden Globes if you aren't going to answer these kinds of moronic questions?

I don't know what you're talking about, but they totally can.

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I mean, this makes sense if they mean, "Somewhere in the attic". If they mean they still have one hooked up to their TV, this is surprising.

You're going to heil for this joke.

Ukelele Wars

I mean, their programming still kind of fits that description, much moreso than "MTV" or "History". Everything they air still seem pretty indie.

I think it would be funny if people just kept complaining, "Ooooh, only one black female!", then "Oooh two, so much better…", and soon the entire cast would be black females since they apparently cave so easily.

Wondering if I should watch this as I'm not really familiar with what it's parodying. Though I wonder if it's kind of like Childrens Hospital where the cliches are already hardwired into your brain and you don't have to watch what it's parodying to get it.

I forgot The Rock in fairy wings talking to Julie Andrews existed. Ah, cinema.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop: Port of Call: Second and Third Floor

Where he will undoubtedly give his all in a powerhouse performance.

Garge get ifone.