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The Duck of Death
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A better movie title….
Sweet Sweetgrass's "Baaaaah"-dass Revenge

Evander Holyfield will retire with more dignity than this.

Whatever
At least she got nominated for Frida.

Choi has definitely been balls-deep in his beloved ox.

I grew up in Manchester so I tuned in last night. It did seem kinda lame that the location for the Hartford challenge is basically a New Haven knockoff. Their pizza is good and all, but if you want a pizzeria that represents the city or state there are several better options. Maybe the # of places that feature

I think we're all in agreeance.

Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply.

The Cove
Fuck you, dolphin!!!!

Perhaps you should… corrrrrrrrect them.

Enhance your calm, Uncle Richie.

"Oh Happiness, that was a fun experience. Dylan Baker and I became great friends. We'd walk around, talking about tuna fish sandwiches, it was a grand time. And Philip Seymour Hoffman was a cutup. He'd always be crank-calling people on the set, telling them they were fucking worthless and that he was going to fuck

E!
Can the Oggmonster host the red carpet pre-show? Please?

It's a simple question: would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs? I know I would. Heck, I'd ask for seconds. Then I'd polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser.

The National Parks: They're pretty, but John Muir seems like he was an insufferable douche.

The media rolled their coverage towards her, nothing she can do about it.

Hey, Chris Isaak was unforgettable as S.W.A.T. Team member #6 in Silence of the Lambs!

Rags
Hello, I'm Rags. Woof. Woof. Woof. Hello, I'm Rags. Woof. Woof. Woof. Hello, I'm Rags. Woof. Woof. Woof.

I'm hungry
Oddly enough, I have a yen for some Jack Links. Or a Klondike Bar.
Or Marla.

That picutre says one word: SUPPLIES!!!

Ha ha ha, you think this is the real McQuaid? It is!