Baltimore
My favorite part of this episode was Showalter's Baltimore accent for the gymnastics coach. He sounded like the shift commander The Western.

Uma is looking a bit long in the tooth these days, or…
…wow, Tilda Swinton is looking pretty good these days.

Other ways that The Sopranos was different from Hung…
The Sopranos was well written
The Sopranos was entertaining
The Sopranos didn't feature Kenny Banya
The Sopranos was picked up for a 2nd season

three more words: where's the mousey?!?!?!?!

I cranked it to the daughter in Coneheads, so that movie is not without merit.

Viola Davis
If only there was a little bit of snot running down her upper lip she would have had an Oscar nomination.

They look eerily similar to the miners from Galaxy Quest…

Fuckie fuck fuck!

One Day In September
A tremendous documentary, and it contains an amazing three minute piece that brilliantly incorporates sound & visual effects, music, editing, you name it.

Heddy Honigmann
It's Hedley!!!!
Quick, Taggert, where's my froggy?!?!?

I think a proper Krull-themed rating system should be based on fire-mares, changelings or glaves.

And by "dickwads" you mean cuntsnots, no?

Apropos of nothing
Where's the mousey!?!?!?!?!?

She was decent in Layer Cake because she was playing a hot blank slate.

Glorious news
It's as if God himself air-jizzed into his hands and tossed it all over my face.

The guy behind Dodgeball
Logical choice to helm this tender, coming of age story.

Please borrow generously from the Bluefly.com Cat Wall.

But does The Fashion Show…
…have puffy, tugboaty offspring?

It also has Ron Perlman masturbating in a cave, which is fun for all.