Al Qaeda

I think you mean cellulite

Is there some way to block all these ads?

I remember a different really terrible movie called Paradise (1991) that offered the world the most horrifying six words in the English language—"Starring Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith"

Who DOESN'T want a Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha in July?

You're also probably not supposed to be surfing the AV Club at work

Back rubs
Can I request that Meg White gives me my back rub? Or is it just whoever happens to show up at your door?

Black and hot

Catching shit
How does it fucking work?

It's kind of a "push"

It's spelled Ivermectin, but chances are it will do the trick. Good luck with your lice!

Should be cancelled
By New Year's Day

Hey gerbil- It's blood SUCKING lice. They are ectoparasites. They don't live in the circulatory system. Also, I'm sure plenty of Star Whackers have Phthirus pubis aka Crabs. Luckily for YOU gerbil lice are species specific!

Fucking Holidays
How do they work?

Poor Kristen Bell-Shepard!
She just wants to entertain all the nice peoples!

"Trail of Tears: Walk of Shame Part Two"

Finally!
http://www.radaronline.com/…

Stop jerking it! Trollpussy is baiting you 6 posts earlier!

I can't wait
to read that article in Playboy

I'm not making shit up, this guy is.
http://www.washingtoncitypa…