Keenan will always have my heart.

The secret service bolts out of their whorehouses into action!

The secret service bolts out of their whorehouses into action!

[obligatory statement of shock that such a wonderful pure child actor could turn out so poorly]

[obligatory statement of shock that such a wonderful pure child actor could turn out so poorly]

I'm just worried of the precedent that's being set, a precedent which makes it theoretically OK for Tupac to approach me on the street in ten years, munch enthusiastically on a Snickers bar in my face, and growl, "Hungry, mothafucka?"

I'm just worried of the precedent that's being set, a precedent which makes it theoretically OK for Tupac to approach me on the street in ten years, munch enthusiastically on a Snickers bar in my face, and growl, "Hungry, mothafucka?"

Cartoons are always OK.

Cartoons are always OK.

Can we please not do this? Am I the only person who thinks we just should not do this? This is not cool anymore, it's just morbid.

Can we please not do this? Am I the only person who thinks we just should not do this? This is not cool anymore, it's just morbid.

Fuckin' SNAP

Fuckin' SNAP

We have to come up with a meeker type of animal blood to be running through Sheen's veins.

We have to come up with a meeker type of animal blood to be running through Sheen's veins.

(but seriously, "Life on Mars" by Tracy K. Smith is poetry with clear elements of sci-fi, or at least futurism, and it's damn good.)

(but seriously, "Life on Mars" by Tracy K. Smith is poetry with clear elements of sci-fi, or at least futurism, and it's damn good.)

I am totally in favor of everyone drooling over sexy TV men. As a straight male, I'll get on that bandwagon and never look back.

I am totally in favor of everyone drooling over sexy TV men. As a straight male, I'll get on that bandwagon and never look back.

Fucking, if only this show used puppets instead of CGI.