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Drew P. Weiner
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We're practically the same age so I've likewise seen too many formats come and go through the years. The funny thing is that, thanks to the "music blogs", I've discovered entire genres I never knew about before. And I've gone on to see many of these previously unknown (to me) bands in concert. So I win and they win

Old vinyl and even CD's fetch damn good prices on Ebay these days. And you would NOT BELIEVE how much you can get for old concert tees either. Only problem is that you're forced to deal with geeky record collectors who make comic book dorks look rational in comparison. And word of advice, don't EVER sell records to

Old vinyl and even CD's fetch damn good prices on Ebay these days. And you would NOT BELIEVE how much you can get for old concert tees either. Only problem is that you're forced to deal with geeky record collectors who make comic book dorks look rational in comparison. And word of advice, don't EVER sell records to

Imagine you're a person who's tried and failed to get your TV pilot and/or concept picked up after years of hard work and effort. You're sitting at home flipping channels and you happen across this piece of shit. How would you resist the urge to eat a bullet or tie a noose?  

Imagine you're a person who's tried and failed to get your TV pilot and/or concept picked up after years of hard work and effort. You're sitting at home flipping channels and you happen across this piece of shit. How would you resist the urge to eat a bullet or tie a noose?  

Wouldn't it have been a little easier if Jamie had just offered Rosie a few hundred bucks and a ride to keep her quiet? She was, after all, about to leave town. She was 17, why would she give half a damn about overhearing something about some boring waterfront deal? Give her some pocket cash, send her off to Vegas or

Wouldn't it have been a little easier if Jamie had just offered Rosie a few hundred bucks and a ride to keep her quiet? She was, after all, about to leave town. She was 17, why would she give half a damn about overhearing something about some boring waterfront deal? Give her some pocket cash, send her off to Vegas or

The old satirical comic chain of command went: Mad, Cracked, Crazy and rounding out the field were things like Sick, Trash and of course, CARtoons.

The old satirical comic chain of command went: Mad, Cracked, Crazy and rounding out the field were things like Sick, Trash and of course, CARtoons.

I had a Mad subscription in the seventies. It was always late, the new one would be on sale everywhere before you got it, if it ever came at all.

I had a Mad subscription in the seventies. It was always late, the new one would be on sale everywhere before you got it, if it ever came at all.

The old Mad would have most definitely titled this "Breaking Bleeech". Or maybe "Bleeeching Badly". Absolutely no doubt. And it would have been funny, too. This, though, is like a terrible parody of a terrible Mad parody. Whoever came up with this was trying to recapture the feel of those old Mad spoofs and holy shit

The old Mad would have most definitely titled this "Breaking Bleeech". Or maybe "Bleeeching Badly". Absolutely no doubt. And it would have been funny, too. This, though, is like a terrible parody of a terrible Mad parody. Whoever came up with this was trying to recapture the feel of those old Mad spoofs and holy shit

The pic accompanying this review is the greatest single-photo synopsis of a movie in history. Now I have no need to ever see it. 

The pic accompanying this review is the greatest single-photo synopsis of a movie in history. Now I have no need to ever see it. 

I can't wait for the 90's-centric sequel called "Death Rock Of Ages", featuring all the hits of the 90's you so fondly remember by acts such as:Obituary, Death, Morbid Angel and, of course, Mayhem. Matthew McConaughey has been tagged to portray Euronymous. 

I can't wait for the 90's-centric sequel called "Death Rock Of Ages", featuring all the hits of the 90's you so fondly remember by acts such as:Obituary, Death, Morbid Angel and, of course, Mayhem. Matthew McConaughey has been tagged to portray Euronymous. 

Sandler's next film is titled, "Retarded Man-Child Annoys Everyone, Urinates Publicly, Learns Valuable Life Lesson At End". It will be entirely composed of outtakes from his earlier films. No one will notice the difference. It will gross $200 million worldwide.

Sandler's next film is titled, "Retarded Man-Child Annoys Everyone, Urinates Publicly, Learns Valuable Life Lesson At End". It will be entirely composed of outtakes from his earlier films. No one will notice the difference. It will gross $200 million worldwide.

THIS is the crux of the so-called "backlash" against this show. People simply don't enjoy being told how wrong they are for not liking something nor do they appreciate long-winded screeds explaining WHY they don't like it. No one is denying that the "show needs more bewbs derrrrr" commenters should crawl back under