You mean Shenanigans?

ElDan?

Puttin' on the Ritz?

You're on a fucking roll today.

And hot, apparently.

Upvoted for sarcasm.

Nella. And this is before Nella got way too skinny.

My best friend once whipped out her…phone at a bar and showed me her favorite porn star. "And that's her vagina!" Yes best friend, I know a vagina when I see one.

*high fives Spielbergo, is pretty sure he knows where that hand has been*

I haven't looked at that in a while…

Me three!

My favorite sort of porn is probably women masturbating (with just their fingers). I think there is nothing sexier than a woman masturbating.

I like the new coloring. It's fuckin' weird.

He's quiet, and he likes puzzles.

I'm a yid who enjoys bicycling.

Your dick?

I'm drinking a Manhattan at the airport. It isn't even eleven AM yet!

Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!

Bagelman!

Bagel Man!