"Well, why doesn't it sound like that when I say it? Meatdrapes."

I have watched The Slammin' Salmon. I enjoyed it.

Get out of my head!

This might be my favorite Scrawler post ever.

First!

Mazel tov!

Boobs!

*high fives*

Methinks not.

Whiplash is going to win Best Picture. I'm calling it.

I'm getting red in the face.

Well, "sexy" not just in terms of him seeming like a giant teddy bear, but also in terms of him being quite funny.

I'm about 92% straight (that doesn't have much to do with anything), and I think Reggie Watts is sexy.

Kraken is one of the two brands of rum that I can tolerate. The other being Appleton Estates.

We can all be that guy!

Yes.

Hi Dr. Acula!

Is it possible that Mad Men wasn't nominated for anything because the HFPA is waiting for the entire season (and thus, series) to be over?

I think that haircut is friggin' stupid no matter who has it, but she's so gorgeous that I'm capable of ignoring the haircut.

First!