I will.

I must know, your avatar; you, or Brendan Fraser?

Is nice!

A friend of mine could do that, not sure if he still can. I asked him about it once: "It's like jacking off with a warm wet hole, and you wind up with come in your mouth."

Hey you aren't Italian!

This goalpost wasn't double bolted!

That would be awesome.

Dan Aykroyd looks so goddamn smug in that picture.

Seriously?

You're right, I ripped this one off from a fellow commenter.

Zyklon through another pun thread are we?

Me three! My best friend lives out there!

6 Suites for Cello - Bach
Lucky You - The National
Cut Here - The Cure
My Hometown - Bruce Springsteen
Achin' To Be - The Replacements

Judd Nelson

When?

Grandma!? I thought you were dead!

Sorry.

Off topic but, what kind of monitor is it that you purchased and were raving about a while ago? I just moved into my first apartment and have no interest in owning a television so I'm in the market for a computer monitor that I could connect my PS3 to.

Hey I'm logged in again!

My brain hurts.