Athletics 13:1: "And the Lord did doff his sandals, and He did run a half marathon in a respectable time, and He did adorn His divine chariot with a sticker proclaiming His modest accomplishment, and the people did worship Him."

He will be playing the lesser known Batman villain, Jimmy the Cab Driver.

Come check out my new grindcore band, Meat Slurry Faucet, playing at the Coffee Hole this Saturday from 11:00 am to 11:15 am!

Of course you like Blazing Saddles. Your nose is a giant schnitzengruben!

You only enjoy Ghostbusters out of some misguided sense of nostalgia. It's not as good as you remember it. I think I read that somewhere once. #koski

Also free getting run over by someone who has consumed too many drinks!

Wouldn't you get your hand cut of or get beheaded or something for shoplifting in Malaysia? Or receive an unpleasant visit from a tentacle monster?

Cafe du Monde is also where you should get the beignets.

I actually was there on Friday night, and I got a shrimp po boy! I may have just been really drunk, but it was damn good!

I just got back from New Orleans two days ago! I swear to god, trust me on this: go to the Acme Oyster House and order the chargrilled oysters. They are probably one of the top five foods I have ever crammed in my mouth!

Sorry, I should clarify my poorly worded comment. I meant you are a lovely lady, regardless of whether or not you had ever posed for any nudie pics at all. I was not expecting nudie pics on this article. Waddya think, I'm some kinda perv or something?

I commented over at that other place, but figured I'd come over here to say great jorb, MLA! You're a lovely lady, even if there weren't any nudie pics at all!

ARROW'D!

There are other ways of seeing what we all look like…

He is not dead. He was just called back to his home planet of Scumdogia, far past Uranus.

I'm Cypher Raige, and I approve of this message.

Casino el Camino?

Actually, just the Dillon Panthers football games were filmed there. Most of the rest of the stuff was filmed in an around East Austin. I took a fellow AV Clubber on a driving tour of FNL filming locations a couple of weeks ago when he was visiting Austin that included Saracen's house, the Riggins house, the Taylor…

Elevation Burger?

I did not blame it on SXSW, but rather the alcohol.