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well, according to popular sentiment here, i really missed the boat on this. i've never thought any of those snl videos were especially funny, though i'd actually never seen "jizz in my pants" until i clicked on the video above. one of the things i liked about fotc is that i always figured this sort of thing could…

cybernetic:

the terror is indeed both excellent and scary as hell. i highly recommend not reading in winter, like i was stupid enough to do. i found myself putting the book down and just staring at the snow outside, lost in thought (you know what kinds of thoughts if you've read it.)

you're really not listening.

"If someone made an all vegan meal, and it was good enough, they would win."

if carla and her big stupid face win fan favorite, i will poop anger all night. stupid hootie. hoo.

in one sense, no, it's not top bartender - but the drinks were part of the challenge. imagine if you were hired to cook for a party (in new orleans, no less) and one of the components they wanted you to prepare was a cocktail. and the only option you present is non-alcoholic. do you think the people who hired you…

they shootin -
Do the smurf, do the wop, baseball bat. Rooftop, like I'm bringin '88 back

i haven't seen every episode or anything, but when i saw juno i kind figured they just transplanted his character from the office into a position in which a person as socially and intellectually stunted as he is would actually be working.

….and if you don't like "discussing something….loudly and annoyingly and ceaselessly bleating" then stay the fuck away from these threads. as you might have been able to tell, i like arguing over such things. what's the reason you're still here, "ceaselessly bleating" about it with me?

it amuses me to hear you complain with the same vitriolic passion which is the exact thing you're complaining about.

what crawled up your ass and died, calgon? and what is it you think internet message boards are for if not for what we're doing right now? so people can genially agree on all matters? or maybe to be purely neutral; i have no strong feelings one way or the other.

i assume you're kidding, mbs (not about not being impressed or charmed - whatev on that) but you do understand that the magician had it coming? to quote a great film:

"nonstop shitting on your fuckin face"

"The show is non-stop"

yet another adult swim show i don't understand the purpose of. surreal? funny? stupid?

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heavy popular music? what the fuck is that, and who listens to it? (besides limp bizkit, apparently.)

i for one also loved that he walked in looking like the indian friend from "the big bang theory" and then was randomly a talented singer. it's was like clay aiken, only not painfully awkward every step of the way. (besides, anoop actually seems kinda cool in his laid back way).

anoop dog
you know, i'm torn on anoop. in some ways he's by far my favorite - i never tire of hearing him, he never oversings/overemotes, and yet he's always reasonably soulful, smooth, and quite entertaining. and yet there's something completely uninteresting about him in hindsight. he's the sort of singer i enjoy…

well nevermind, they're completely different shows.