I, for one, welcome our new Bieber overlords…

P.S. I also love free cookies and would try to take more than one, but would hide it. I'm classy like that.

I also LOL'd (as the kids say) at the cookie bit, but didn't think it was to show he wasn't a psychopath, or to stick one to the lady. I think it was just a funny character moment. Many of the fellas I know who are in their 20's/early 30's, creative types, love free cookies. They're delicious! I'm going to take…

Who was it? I'm guessing I'll know her because she's famous.

Not to state the obvious, whataworkout, but yes, this is far far far more pathetic.

Now let us all mock you for knowing so many details about Friends.

I thought it might just be that he hates those damned kids. He likes single Betty, but hates her as a parent.

Excellent, sbowden99. Just wish they had a comments section for you to share….

+1 avclub point, to the Elven Scientologist

It's the obsession with the iPhone which doesn't make much sense, and their failure to fix their issues. My Palm Pre, meanwhile, can multi-task AND successfully make phone calls…

Me too, friend, me too….

Based on the way he talks, I'm concerned that Angelo REALLY loves food. No, I mean, he seems like he's IN LOVE with food….

For the official AV Club record…
Favre sucks, and if by "defense letting him down", you mean that out of sheer ego to win it all he passes across his body (absolutely a no-no) into triple coverage (also terrible), to be promptly intercepted (*I* could have intercepted those balls)…. Not once, not twice, but the last 4…

Pee-wee, how are you ever going to pay a reward like that?

What is this? Too late! Chip?

Banmar, thanks for that info - I was wondering how the crazy rant above fit in with the "usual" abuser stuff. That pretty much convinces me that tape/transcript has to be real. If fake, it would have probably been more expected, like "I am going to beat you up so bad…."

How 'bout some Alternate Titles?

a serious comment?
It's always interesting to me how much any mention of Joan Rivers brings out the venom in people. I never really saw where either would be considered "offensive", if you're not a celebrity or thin-skinned about certain topics….

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air…

Like the Garfunkel, Messina, Oates, and Lisa Simpson concert.