For the record, he never said he didn't fuck Ms. Dimple$. Just that he was thinking about the political and social ramifications of said ho sexing.

Dimple$, I mean. Her sister's name is Bubble$ (incidentally, not a stripper but a endocrinologist in Cleveland.)

Remember, this is the guy that regularly fucked Jessica Simpson. Also Jennifer Love Hewitt. And this wasn't a one night stand like with Bubble$ (and by the way, that's a damned clever name for a stripper! No typical Bambi or Tiger here.)

Oh, have some patience. We all know that an F is coming at some point. And that will be the glorious episode (and glorious recap) in which every single part is an epic fail.

Papa Johns is good because it lets you - nay, encourages you - to pour garlic butter all over your pizza. And eating tons of garlic butter is fantastic, no matter what it is.