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You Sir have the boorish manner of a Yalie!

"You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
—Donald Trump

"Trumps ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to his newsletter"
-no one

I had a Tender Moment with your mom last night.

I know that "horse porn" is sex with Sarah Jess-
Nope, not gonna do it.

go away, cumberbatin'

I know you probably saw it, just putting it up in case someone else wants to see it.
Conan Crashes A "Magic Mike XXL" Girls' Night Out:
http://teamcoco.com/video/c…

Used to watch it all the time. Now I just watch the Remotes and Clueless Gamer bits.

Now that's a TMZ-video I want to see!
There isn't one?
Scheisse!

I once got hairy palms for snarking too much.

Where can I buy a Ariana Grande licked donut?
Asking for a friend.

Ugh.
You can't distuingish homeopathy from the placebo-effect.
This has been proven through extensive sciencebased research.
It's a hoax and he should be ashamed of himself.

He's addicted to that sweet,sweet cancerAIDS.
No time to look things up before.

He is a quack, isn't he?
I can imagine the science based medicine community kinda hates that guy.
Does he endorse homeopathy too?

Oh, I know the MILFs and the GILFs and so on…:)
Just didn't make the connection of "A" to the article or OP:s post.
I'm stupid and it was late here in Sweden.

Fun(and serious btw) Fact:
Those ads are actually written in bad english on purpose.
You can't actually have too many people answering an ad like this, that would take up too much resources and/or time.
Gotta have only the true morons on the bait.
It's kinda brilliant in all its stupidity.

"Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet… So to answer your question, I don't know."

"I haven't been inside a woman since I went to the Statue Of Liberty"

You can't melt her steal beams!
(that's probably a euphemism, I dunno)