That's a biting remark.

Je for sure, from Sweden.

I don't know if you're joking, but I certainly was. I'm uncomfortable with ending every post with….:)
….:)

This is NOT random trivia in Sweden, this is common knowledge(well sort of), you insensitive dik!!

I understood all the words in this article. Not true actually, I recognized all the letters, but not in the order Teti put them together.
"wtf is an unassisted speedrunner lol"
This is not metal! \m/
Just kidding, ignorance is NEVER a thing to be proud of.

It was over 20 years ago that I studied german, so I can't hold a conversation in that language. But if you're content with a bunch of non-sequiturs I'm your guy.
Schlagsahne!! (for some reason unknown I always remember this)

Gesundheit!

Ich habe kopfschmerzen.
Ich weiss nicht was ist los hier.

Why can't you steal better material?

I miss Metal Box. I miss Leonard Pierce. I miss TVDW. I miss Nathan Rabin.
Probably in that order, I'm not sure.

You guessed it…Frank Stallone

Well, lucky for you time is a flat circle, so it will happen again and again and again….
Oh wait, it could still be a while, sorry about that. Just binge watch some TV in the meantime….
No wait, that doesn't sound right either. I am not on a roll today.

Don't forget the shortlived youtube series Hoff's Burgers.

Yeah, I also, well, raised an eyebrow at that definition.
With that logic I could argue that Tara Reid is the most succesful, because she was in Josie And The Pussycats
,which I unironically love…..

Ooops I did it again

You know, that's kind of creative, but also REALLY REALLY far fetched at the same time, so I hope you don't hold it against me for making you explain it?

You don't have to be self deprecating, I just thought there was some hidden reference for some obscure comic and/or movie I once again didn't understand.
If there was, please explain.

I don't get what you've been thinking about for DAYS.
Is it something I'm missing here?
Next time do a Simpson instead….:)

"Why does the purple Teletubbie, the largest Teletubbie,not simply eat the other four"

Take it easy there good fella, or I'm gonna have to put a television through your stomache.