Fair enough, but that's only because I had Tubthumping stuck in my head.

Thank you, but I wouldn't go that far. It's always easier to read and understand, than it is to actually write something in your second language.

I'd like to steen her burger….if you know what I mean?
English is not my first language, so I'd like to delusionally think that I nailed that one.

Macarena is the greatest song ever made.
(I don't know what we're doing here)

"I could have said this earlier than you, but this newswire wasn't posted then."

Sorry, it was whoredoor.
"It's always the other one!"
Muhahaha.
//Homonyms: 30 Rock

I was gonna start an Archer thread but:
"Wow, that's…….actually better"

Can't beat the hilarious terribleness of Dr Spaceman imo:

Okay, she had a little botox, and some collagen, and a chemical peel and something with shark DNA. Admit it, she looks 10 years younger.

Jennas-side. Jennas-side.
"I'm not hearing it Liz"

"Oh, dear God. Can't this site go one day without a riot?"

It's…uhm…a black hole?
"Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!"

I'm getting sick of this tirade.

Get back to work, winter is coming!

Yes, thank you for pointing this out.
Of cour$e I know nothing about union law$ for trucker$ in america, but thi$ $eem$ wrong on $o many level$.
I'd like to mention that we have this problem in Sweden too, so I'm not sitting on a pedestal here or something, it just makes me universally angry.

Damn you, now you made me miss Happy Endings again.
Are we still doing phrasing btw?

The Men In Black 3 Who Stare At Goats

Hahahhaha Apple.Hahahaha f*cking hippie.
She named her child Apple. That was a mistake.
Apple is a fruit, not a childs name….hahahaha
Goop is nuts!
("Obvious is the new black")

I've also suffered through "Just Shoot Me" for a San Giacomo-sighting.

Who look on porn on their phones?
Porn should be on IMAX or a curved new Samsung(?)