This will probably get buried in the comments but the episode labeling for this season is off. This is episode 9 not episode 8.

I was happy for him but sad to hear that the surgery left him with a 1 inch penis. I guess that's better than not being able to see it at all?

I don't agree at all.

I have a feeling that the new vampire James and Jason will be involved in a love triangle with Jessica.

I love/hate this show. That's okay, right?

I haven't found this season dull at all.

SAUSAGE FINGERS!

"The characters in Promethus are idiots and their behavior is seemingly random"

I'm surprised this show hasn't been rated TV-MA the entire time. It's more violent than some R-rated movies.

I find it very bizarre that Ling has aged over the years while Bart and Lisa have stayed the same age for 2 decades.

Seth Gabel

This is the most I've laughed during an episode of The Office in years. For that reason alone, I'd give this episode an A.

We need more "Bort" license plates to the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of "Bort" license plates.

We need more "Bort" license plates to the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of "Bort" license plates.

They played Firestarter.

"There are two things people think about when they are grocery shopping: fun and safety. On this beautiful easter morning, we are thrilled to give back to the people of South Park, who have, for the third year in a row, made our grocery store #4 in fun and #6 in safety."

OMFG

I was saying boo-urns

So… where is the review part of this review?

Did anyone else notice the extremely creepy alien/demon face on one of the pilgrims while they were watching THC?