Well that would explain why Raph is so angry all the time.

Napoleon Dolomite.

I want a member of the Kayapo tribe first. Damn tribesmen always getting overlooked for plum parts just because they're outside of "civilisation". Racist.

That is most, non, non non, non non, non, non, NON, heinous.

You're like a screen-door on a battleship.

Yeah, what exactly is the upside here? Contracting the same actress to play Marty's girlfriend in all three films? I can live with that - just get ILM to digitally edit it if you're so Lucas-esque in your approach to treasured film trilogies.

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Spoilers? Spoilers? I'll give you fucking spoilers. I'm going to take this fucking sonic screwdriver and use it to abort your grandchild!

Enjoy my fair city and tread lightly - I know where you are now and I can get to you in under an hour.

Why isn't there a spin-off series with G'Kar and Londo sharing a flat?

I would pick him over Bush Jr to have a beer with.

Wait. What? He did Jeanie? Mass respect.

Look, it's been a long time. I should be dead by now and I was barely a teenage when B5 started. It's only a curse if dying in general is. And we all know how the Vorlons feel about that. They are not in favour of immortality drugs that would render national health services obsolete. Yes, they are fucking socialists.…

In a cold war you're all manipulative jerks. Just one chose chaos (capitalism) and the other order (communism).

I bet you have associates in the TSA.

It says you need to have this fandom ALONE.

You're despicable.

*Vorlon Jukebox noises*

Why let that stop it?

Channel 4 has a show called "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" at prime time so, uh, no I don't think it's equivalent.