Nice reference, OrangeCrush.

::Puts down wineglass and hugs you::

Oh, teadoust, my boy! Are you releasing your frustrations out on me 'becaue' you are similarly challenged by spelling? Let it go, my man, for if you don't master your hatred then hatred will be your master.

Good Lord
While perusing the internet, between glasses of Merlot, I arrived at a denounement every bit as frightening as Chevy's prose. On her website there is a gallery of images that have inspired her;

Identify yourself
Dear Audio-Visual Club,

I fail to understand your non sequitur, Teadoust Not Logged In. Are you trying to say 'becaue' black men have extremely large roosters that… wait, no… what point where you trying to make?

Her? Her? Oh don't even bother to listen to this old fool.

The first bite is with the eye
My boys,

Can we all return to the original point of this thread which is Mr Mustafa's very interesting physique?

Oh my boy, little do you know, it is a perfectly fine wine to consume any time…

Perfection
A fine bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau and now this wonderful news? I know what my weekend entails!

Mr Mustafa has an interesting physique.

Dear oh dear! It seems I have already ruined the effect of my pitch by dropping an all-important 's'. It should have read 'weaves'. My sincerest apologies; I'm afraid I have dipped in to a bottle of Cabernet Franc a little early today.

My 'Elevator Pitch'
My idea pertains to the wine-industry of the Napa Valley. It weave a dramatic spell from three perspectives; the wine-growers, wholesalers and one 'not so young' gentleman on holiday in the region who falls in love with a particularly good vintage.

Let me also add that I am pleased my single vote has consigned this title to the desolation of an 'F' rating. It is gratifying to know that a generation of children shall not be bothering their parents with tearful midnight reports of the dreaded 'Cat Dive'.

Let me drink salutation to your enthusiasm and pour scorn over your skepticism. Good day to you sir!

My boys,

Was it the 'first' time you heard of them? Ho ho- did I do that correctly?

The Coen's Ladyskillers is not even worthy enough of pouring the original Ealing's wine. And that is all I have to say about the matter.

Assistance
Would some gentleman (or Lady, for my grandchildren notify me that the Internet is popular with the fairer sex, too) kindly explain to me who or what or when a 'Castlevania' is? I've consulted an encyclopedia of architecture and have returned with nothing but facts about Gothic flying buttresses.