Popsugar went for the "3 dumb sluts and a Gay" approach to hosting the Oscar coverage

I just learned how to get "Red Carpet Ready Skin" - the secret is Coconut Water. I guess that's the same as coconut milk. Would that work for carpet burns, i regularly get those on my face..

They just showed Anne Hathaway….i reluctantly fapped.

Holy Fuck! Popsugar has a mexican child interviewing  tourists from fuji.

The chick on Popsugar said Lincoln might win something

anyone got a streaming link for us filthy pheasants in Europe>

Homer's Tomato and Tobacco hybrid vegetable Tomacco. It looked morish.

fapplicable.

He had a good life. 

oooooh i'm King EIDan, all the bands should come to ME and play in my living room and bring me beers and make me sandwhiches and rub my feets while playing my favourite songs and none of this "play our new material" bullshit, i want the hits.

They ought to be careful around Europe….tasty tasty horse burgers. 

apparently you care enough to mention it.

you called Beyonce a "fat mole"?

The twist was that he actually shot the deputy.

I remember watching some pishy MTV thing about Destinys Child and her father said "If Beyonce wanted to be a doctor, i'd go out and buy her a hospital."

gosh, she's only 30 years old. I thought she was at least the wrong side of 40.

Professor Green is the WORST

British female popstars generally keep their clothes on when they perform, unlike their American counterparts whom deem it a prerequisite to prance around in their knickers whilst singing.

I guess i'm the only one who thought Early Edition was awesome.

I can't tell whether those paintings are actually Franco's or O'Neals.