Morgan Freeman. Out of left field, but he would be great.

My station added Ask Me Another a couple of months ago, Still getting used to it.

They use the question&answer bits from old shows but the other bits, like show openings, seem to be mostly new. Tom had a minor stroke a couple of years back, which is why they decided to cut the workload.
Hell, Carl Kasell was really sick for a while, too. What is it with these people, getting old?

Part of the problem is the old "write what you know" dictum. If all you know is your own life experience and you haven't had very much of same, then what you write will turn out to be boring as hell to most readers.

You should see some of the negative criticism directed at P.G. Wodehouse, by readers who don't seem to understand that the basis of his work was making fun of upper class twits.
You might as well criticize a Corvette because you can only haul two bales of hay in it.

I don't watch tv because I can't afford to anymore. I live in a rural area where, before digital, I got one station clearly (not surprising since the station is about 10 miles from my house), one station watchably, and two stations barely discernibly.
I do watch things on my computer, but it's not the same as paying a…

Are you in Texas? Or maybe she's kin to half the locals where I live.

The New Yorker recently did a long article about the effects of Amazon publishing on the traditional publishing houses. It's not a pretty story.

Lot's wife makes a surprising Margerita.

Don't forget the fucking shovel.

Specifically, Genesis first says 2, then 2 or 7, then back to 2.
That's why it's such a great read.

It's 2 each of the animals they don't really want, like bears and pigs, and 7 each of the animals they do want, like sheep and goats.

Ken Ham, and he's just announced that his organization has collected the $73million necessary to build a new ark. In a state (KY) where 25% of the children don't know where their next meal is coming from, Ham feels "god" compelling him to build a replica of a boat that never existed.

Ah, damn, if only Mel Gibson played Noah.

A is for Acid, starring Martin Clunes. It worked for the murderer for years, to the point where he had to guesstimate how many people he'd killed.

Wow. I read that as an "Errol Flynn" movie, and, well, I was surprised. But interested.

I suggest an inflatable sex doll with a cheap wig to play Trump. Or Harlan Ellison.

So this isn't about dogs?

"Dulce et Decorum est

'Still, as always, we in the news media share our own culpability for seizing on the “trivial” details of a celebrity’s life'
Isn't this true? Not all news media, but some. Too many. Admittedly I'm in the 50 shades of who gives a shit? camp, but someone out there buys People magazine.