If only Ayn Rand had lived to see this.

Not even Bronco Billy?  God help me, I love that one, even with Sandra what's her name.

KITT as an ambulance—do you have a treatment of this yet?

A hot chicken pot pie

Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot piiiiiieeeee!

The Disney influence again.

Someone should make her watch Twin Peaks.  No one would ever hear from her again.

She thinks Afghans are pretty but they shed too much on the sofa.

Gypsies, Tramps and Belize

If you didn't watch the show and had no intention of watching the show, why care now? 
This is all about Britney, isn't it?

He goes to live on a real farm, and he plays with the other animals and he's happy forever.

You left off Kong.

Guiseppe Verdi's 200th birthday!  What the hell is a Britney Spears?

"Who…are you…
ba ba ba ba ba
Who…are you…

Maybe a sea-going ambulance will show up and save him.

It's all the years working for Disney—happy ending mandatory—and Bambi's mother isn't really dead; those kind hunters are rushing her to the vet's after an unfortunate hunting accident.

I think a lot of the anger is about what the popularity of this sort of crap says about the population of the U.S. as a whole.  Apparently, we are a frighteningly ignorant people.

Avoid the fan blogs, at all costs.  I got as far as some moron gushing about the "depth" of the characters and gave up forever.

You can find David Sedaris reading a brief passage of it on youtube.

Food comes out here, more like.