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She has the hots for Charlie Sheen and thinks that now he'll like her.

And probably paid real money to see it, since he's not a movie critic.

Hell of a time lighting the cannon's fuse, however.
Incidentally, if you did actually have a cannon floating in space and could fire a projectile from it, wouldn't both cannon and projectile move away from each other at the same speed, more or less?

Mostly they learn how to stay on horses without falling off.  Not actually ride horses, no.  Hell, almost all of them don't even know how to get on properly—and yes, it does matter.
It's the one great thing I loved about Patrick Swayze—he was the real thing.

You're Kent Hovind, aren't you?

Yeah, I tried the site about 15 minutes ago and found it shut down.  Fuck Ted Cruz.

If you really know something and see it portrayed badly or stupidly in a movie, you get pulled out no matter what.
In the George Strait movie, Pure Country (remember that one?  didn't think so), they lost me by hiring an actress who couldn't ride to play a professional horse trainer.  Like the core audience for a…

Ordinarily I'd suggest checking the NASA site, which has a list of ongoing experiments on the space station, but the site is closed for the duration of the government shutdown.
Thank you, Ted Cruz, you stupid mf.

Five years?  Halliburton will be there before next summer.

And gel pens and the like.  Don't ever leave them out.
Weather satellites are pretty useful, too, if you live somewhere where weather happens.

Odd facts can pay off in unexpected ways.
On Antiques Roadshow, I saw a young married couple who had spent several hundred dollars on a pre-Columbian carving of a man on a horse.  I said, "Fake!."  And I was right.  Not because I know much about antiques or pre-Columbian art, but because I know that pre-Columbus, there…

I wonder how you would have reacted when the Apollo 13 accident was happening in real time.  The movie didn't touch the reality, but it was still pretty good.

You apparently don't know what fun it is to be the sole openly atheist person in a rural Southern town. 

Don't ever google "Jerry Lee Lewis," Carls Best.

Then we go rape their planet, of course.  Haven't you been paying attention to human history?

Allow me to suggest you go to youtube and put his name in search.  Hours of entertainment, some of which you're bound to understand.

The Hayden Planetarium's bio of Tyson:
http://www.haydenplanetariu…

Not with double glazing.

Firing with real flames, at that.