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Because he hadn't invented day laborers yet?

Should that be, "No, I sent the flood, you dick."

What a time not to have a caption contest.  That's what you were hoping for, right?

Liked for Manny, Moe and Jack.

What if the sentence also includes "genitals" and "sledgehammer"?

Leonard Pierce's punishment before they let him clean out his desk.

And Christians claiming to be victimized dates back all the way to the Roman Empire, or Day 1.  Although in Nero's case they had cause for complaint, most of the rest of the stuff they made up themselves.
"Christians Consumed by Pride," indeed.

Just in case:  Kirk Cameron's banana, the Atheist's Nightmare.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

On the other hand, the Beyonce video was so much better that giving the award to Taylor Swift probably pissed off a lot of people of all colors.

I did ask if it was rude.

Is it time for a new avatar?

The Creationism Museum has already ordered the tee shirts.

It's the place to buy as much real estate as possible for future use as retirement villages.  When the Keystone pipeline kicks in and temps start to rise, Detroit will be the new Miami.

Josef Fritzl and Ariel Castro have their names on the list.

Is it rude to suggest that someone should hook him up with George Zimmerman?

He had a swimmer's build…

The local (Lufkin, TX) Planned Parenthood clinic, which never did an abortion in its decades of existence, is closing.  So good-bye to low-cost health care for low-income women.
Thanks, Rick Perry!  It takes guts to execute an innocent man, and, as well, to punish poor people for being poor.

And the Young Earth contingent went wild.

I didn't say it was a good movie.

What the hell is "prims"?