The Little Princess.  A privileged little girl loses her father in the war and ends up living in a cold, miserable attic, doing scullery work for food.
Mostly it's what you'd expect, but at the end when her father is found in a hospital, there's a rather harrowing scene where she's trying to get him to come around and…

The majority of people (I think) spend most of their time/lives with peers, so they really don't get what other groups are like.  This is obvious in terms of money/ethnicity/social status etc. but not so obvious in terms of intelligence and education.  I have had many jobs at many levels, from shovelling shit (in…

And now we copy Brit shows and pretend we had them first, like Wait Wait/News Quiz.

What the hell is Celebrity Juice supposed to be?  I lasted maybe 10 minutes into an episode and regret that I wasted that much of my life.

You are made of stronger stuff than I.

Chances are they won't be the same melons that you planted last year.  Lots of hybridizing in watermelons, and hybrids have seeds that revert to the parent plants.
Also, they could play hell with the paving.
I'd let them grow myself, though.  Just to see what I got.

Before you do, consider that they spread easily and you could end up with onions everywhere whether you want them or not.

Or that China was blocking the internet, which the government does when they feel like it.

Never had it, trurl, but now I want, want it bad.

If this isn't a joke, someone else will have to tell you the truth.  I haven't the heart for it.

That probably depends on whether there's an influx of new, untrained commenters coming in from places like yahoo and fourchan and so on.

Maybe in terms of sales rather than quality?

Good idea.  Maybe then we'll find out what really happened to IES Chang.

That's why the Scientologists will never, ever let him run free.

Liked for the user name and avatar.

Shnathan?

God help me, but I enjoyed that movie.  For all its faults, I enjoyed it.

Music clubs.

Yes, not all that far up in the comments.
The winner was Coats & Clark.

A succession of youtube videos of something I really, really like, like Fred Astaire/Ginger Rogers numbers or horse races.
If you think I'm kidding, give it a try.