Last night he wrote a script about Xena in his pyjamas…

An Australian football commentator once described an errant shot on goal as "A Rock Hudson Kick. It looked straight, but it wasn't."

From Milan to Minsk?

Also responsible for later giving us Tommy Lee Jones' wonderfully sarcastic line "Well, if it isn't the star-spangled man with a plan."

I remember listening to a football (Australian rules) match on the radio, and the commentator*, without pausing for breath, just slipped it in as breaking news that Princess Diana had been in a car accident, before returning the next second to calling the game. Surreal, looking back on it.

No, you're thinking of a beltway.

He couldn't finish "The Broom Of The System"?

"Hey, hey! You were supposed to give up the booze and the one-night stands!"

With great power comes another fine mess you've gotten us into!

Throw the humans under the bus, Gaius.

Without it, they're just ebrews.

"You killed five actors. Good ones!"

I feel a bit sorry for Kourtney Kang. Though not too sorry, as I voted for Kourtney Kodos.

Y.Ou're welcome.

Yub, yub, commander.

"Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger… Because she worked at Casterly Rock and the Lannisters' last mine tapped out three years ago."

This is exciting news. I might check out some of what I assume to be The Matrix fansites.

I was excited when I thought that's what 'Empire' was going to be like. Before it completely went off the rails a few episodes in.

Yo Ding Dong, man. Ding Dong. Ding Dong, yo.

Perhaps one gets a job, and the other stays home to look after the kids?