There's a new game
We like to play you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog
Get me down on my knees

This show is amazing on every level imaginable.

Bravo.

Listen to this episode of "How Did This Get Made" for an interesting story concerning that stupid-fucking-spider:

Just so long it is no longer helmed by George Lucas; anything/anyone else is a step "up."

''…and, after finding out her OCD has recurred, races down the street in a
genuinely thrilling, highly romantic sequence that I didn’t even know
the show was capable of."

Well played.

I like Cohen's "Closing Time."

May I please borrow those naked women?

"Kevin Smith has begun typing Clerks III," and I have officially begun to not care (but care just enough to be a douche and write this).

I, too, watched a ton of these when I was still with my ex, who insisted on watching it all the time.  Sometimes I felt Stacy and Clinton had some useful advice; other times, I would think "I wonder how we're going to view some of these outfits 10-20 years down the line?  Are some of Stacy's snarky suggestions going…

You down with OTP (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with OTP (This whole party)

I'd forgotten how attractive Shiri Appleby is.  

As my previous "shouting match" makes clear:  I found this to be an excellent episode, and it's review was equally impressive.

MORE SMART WRITING LIKE THIS, PLEASE.

I was being just a touch sarcastic with that suggestion.  (He proved too much for some  at the Globes—and that's a place where everyone's drunk at their dinner tables!  Much more of a rowdy—and often more fun—place.)

Perhaps Ricky Gervais is available for next year's Oscar-Fest…

"too bad there isn't a character that inexplicably has had a pet parrot this entire time"

Head-in-hatchback is too good for her—and too quick a death!

Or Walking Dead's own "Captain Hook," Merle?