Once bodies started falling, I shouted to my television:  WHAAAAT THE "FUUUUCK?"

I'm not sure Homeland is the sort of drama where Dana should be having any sort of lasting, significant storyline at all. (Or:  perhaps I'm being a mite clueless to some hidden potential here?)

I'm not sure Homeland is the sort of drama where Dana should be having any sort of lasting, significant storyline at all. (Or:  perhaps I'm being a mite clueless to some hidden potential here?)

It was the Ark, sillies!

It was the Ark, sillies!

You're not being overly nitpicky; nor are you being super-bitchy.  I understand your concerns; I share several of them.  In addition:  I have trouble reconciling the fact that the terrorists decided to move the goods JUST NOW, as opposed to, say, a week ago.  To me, that decision to defer until last-minute also seems…

You're not being overly nitpicky; nor are you being super-bitchy.  I understand your concerns; I share several of them.  In addition:  I have trouble reconciling the fact that the terrorists decided to move the goods JUST NOW, as opposed to, say, a week ago.  To me, that decision to defer until last-minute also seems…

I BLAME ZOMBIE-OBAMA!

I BLAME ZOMBIE-OBAMA!

Lush deserved so much better.

Lush deserved so much better.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Sigh:  of COURSE they're playing my ex's hometown of Tulsa, but not playing anywhere near where I live.

Sigh:  of COURSE they're playing my ex's hometown of Tulsa, but not playing anywhere near where I live.

Forrest Gump is a FARCE of a film.  It didn't deserve those Oscars at all.  Not a single one.

Forrest Gump is a FARCE of a film.  It didn't deserve those Oscars at all.  Not a single one.

I can't even imagine how less breathtaking a Kubrick film—Barry Lyndon, for instance—would look, had he been able to "film" it digitally.

I can't even imagine how less breathtaking a Kubrick film—Barry Lyndon, for instance—would look, had he been able to "film" it digitally.

OK, just one last thing:  to echo others' sentiments here, it's VANCE DEGENERES who *I* miss!