OK, just one last thing:  to echo others' sentiments here, it's VANCE DEGENERES who *I* miss!

IMO, Mo Rocca was usually over-Rocca-rated.

IMO, Mo Rocca was usually over-Rocca-rated.

Justin Theroux is married to Jennifer Aniston????  No fucking way!  (Had no idea.)

Justin Theroux is married to Jennifer Aniston????  No fucking way!  (Had no idea.)

This definitely beats his pathetic excuse for cancelling a whopping 1-2 dates in Canada a few years back because of the whole seal-beating fiasco.

This definitely beats his pathetic excuse for cancelling a whopping 1-2 dates in Canada a few years back because of the whole seal-beating fiasco.

I'll take the spoken word of the two Iceland entries, and it sounds like they say "BYERK" / "BIERK" but with a not-so-hard "K," I guess!

I'll take the spoken word of the two Iceland entries, and it sounds like they say "BYERK" / "BIERK" but with a not-so-hard "K," I guess!

That's really too bad.

That's really too bad.

"What's the matter with American conservatives?"

"What's the matter with American conservatives?"

While we're at it:  it's pronounced "BYERK," not "BYORK."

While we're at it:  it's pronounced "BYERK," not "BYORK."

I respectfully disagree with the Slowdive criticism.  Dig their cover.

I respectfully disagree with the Slowdive criticism.  Dig their cover.

Recall this Comedy Network CN Tower parody?

Recall this Comedy Network CN Tower parody?

Whoops.  Pays to read ahead!  Eh—I'll leave my link there anyhow.