My wife and I beam proudly whenever our daughter laughs her 8-year-old butt off while watching Animaniacs! Now if we could only find a Freakazoid DVD….

*shakes fist* You bastard shyster!

Any bets on how soon they have him go back in time as a convenient plot device?

That's EXACTLY what my wife and I were thinking when the Haitian and Bennet are looking at Sylar and Bennet says he's looking for Sylar's weakness? I mean HELLO! You've got a dude right there that will nullify Sylar's powers so you can strangle him to death with your bare hands like you know you want to! Fuckin…

Magneto is German, too (or at least grew up there)! Nice rip-off, writers. You think Magento would fuck around with a safe combination? Hell no, he'd just bust the door off!

When we moved into this building, I shared my office with all of our servers and networking infrastructure. We moved all that to a climate-controlled room a few years ago and now I have all kinds of room in here. Unfortunately, I also have a large pane of glass looking out into the office proper, so I am a bit like…

Thanks for the props, JDL. Didn't realize I was in a subjunctive mood! Just trying too write me sum good English.

Swordfish
If "swordfish" were the password, they wouldn't have had to bribe the human hillock. Roger guessed "Milwaukee" on the way down the elevator and that was apparently correct.

COUCHES
God, how I wish I had a couch in my office! And that the windows were frosted! I guess I should count myself lucky that I *have* my own office, but it sure would be nice to have a little nap-time in the afternoons!