He was too low to jump out safely.

The peak of the video for Mexican Radio is the face coming out of the pot of beans.

Keep the ketchup off. Mustard and pickles only.

Casey's breakfast pizza FTW

Sadly, they have the best Chinese food on the south side of town.

One word: BRINE

"Made Well"

But seriously, if you're in Des Moines, try Tasty Tacos. Or the tacos at Henry J's

The fuck is catsup?

So go start your own Pop Culture website. Or, ya know, skip over the political articles.

Bell's Expedition Stout is a great one, if you can get your hands on it.

You're sure there will still be rabbits? You crazy optimist!

I just read the original article. It seems that the lock comes with a storage bracket that you connect it to when not locking up your bike. The GPS tracker is in the bracket, not the lock. The lock also contains some circuitry that alerts your phone if it is tampered with.

Yeah, but foes in a macabre, almost Lovecraftian sense. A monster that can mimic any other living thing and that could basically scuttle the human race if it got to a population center is pretty goddamned horrifying.

That's a good'un. Fortunately, it's readily available wherever Bell's is distributed!

Porters and stouts are not generally higher in alcohol than IPAs, in fact, it's often the opposite—at least where American IPAs are concerned.

STR 8
INT 8
WIS 6
DEX 10
CON 18
CHA 5

Muppet biology involves a lot of felt, scissors, and hands up butts.

There were even a few videos made for ATD. Three Wishes had Peter Boyle as the genie. It's on You Tube somewhere, I'm sure.

Nope. Grapefruit, vodka, and soft serve, with salt on the rim.