2002 was the year I had both my legs cut off working as a longshoreman. I haven't been a hipster douchebag like you since.

Please, "butterfaces."
You know, "Great body, but her face…."

@bee man
As a geek girl, my heart is laying on the floor bleeding right now.
In other words, on the nose.

Mmmmmmmmm…pistol whip.

But seriously, it's like spotting a freaking coelacanth.