Would it be any different than what we already have?

yowch!

stooge

Echoes of yesteryear.

Greased fire.

a… catch?

How short?

whoo whoo

Tentatively?

What color are the goggles?

No peeking behind the curtain.

swoop swoop

ra-aechh-ecch

Yong kong

Sorry, I missed this.

Paris. Where the sex is just as bad.

That guy used to make the rounds. I saw him at a showing of Sinbad, The Sailor at a theater on 23rd St. in NYC at around the same time, around '87 or '88. No special reason as I recall. Somebody scheduled a showing and invited him and he showed up and spoke.

Total gimmick.

Sorry I missed this.

In a theater it's great. The atmosphere provided by the sets, costumes and photography contributes hugely to the emotional impact. As has happened so many times before, watching on a small screen in a living room will disappoint those with unrealistic expectations.