House On Haunted Hill is one of the great conundrums of cinema. It's all there. The Frank LLoyd Wright exteriors and the moldy Victorian interiors, the hallways, the rooms, the loaded 45s. An acid pit in the basement. A big rod-and-reel for sending skeletons flying across the ceiling of the theater. We need him now…

Step Right Up!: I'm Gonna Scare The Pants Off America is one of the great movie stories of all time. Right up there with Baadasssss! Good times.

Too bad about Hulu…

So big in 10 Cloverfield Lane.

"Give us Barabbas!"

The wooly bully.

pie are square

stultifying

Lest we forget, Hammer is the one that hit. er, and Police Squad!

These 'dos shall pass…

Trust in Allah. But tie up your camel.

… someone loses interest.

whoso?

Really? Seen it all before? You need to take a closer look.

This, again?

who me

I wonder if her resemblance to Sean Young had anything to do with it.

Rigas! You're mad!

Zero

Hotcha!