i am PantsGoblin

Sad, really.

Strangely like the screeching urchin in Force Majeure. That kid killed that movie for me.

Who do?

Rehydrate me

San Andreas was earnest where 2012 was a goof. That's why SA is better. Otherwise the same movie, pretty much exactly, including the final shots.

I hope they didn't use anything from To Live and Die in L.A. Little wild, little uncut diamond…

You've seen too many movies.

Nowch!

Yowk

Sounds like a lot of #2.

I object

Ante up…

Like is OK. Lift is another story. Pay to play.

who is it?

Last night I had the strangest dream…

Owk!

Who? Hah!

I knew you'd come around.

Plus it was hilarious in context. With an audience it slays. I saw Circus recently with an audience, and musical accompaniment, and they loved it. Cubicle dwellers shouldn't be commenting on things they don't understand.