I'm in!

I AM EVERYWHERE

Shanna-ma who?

Dick Smith. We hardly knew ye.

Anybody remember Cocktail?

Instead of just shooting the tires.

Kangaroo?

Apparently umpteen million personages who only know what the internet allows them to know.

sigh…

I remember when this site used to be funny.

It's a little tame for Ms. Lohan.

Obligatory reference to 1985 production with same name (insert here)

I enjoyed the Fever Pitch with Ryan O'Neal and Chad Everett. Oh man! Oh God!

To keep from missing out on what everyone else is watching?

… that you haven't heard of yet?

How do you feel about all those other wonderful people in Hollywood who have been bringing you such wholesome entertainment since the days of the silents?

The Bedroom Window had an interesting "mime" performance by a killer who never uttered a word. Also: Judith Evelyn in both Rear Window and The Tingler carved an interesting niche for herself. Any others… ?

We need another Bob Hope.

"The Devil you say!"

Well… I'm happy for you.