Can't wait! Can't wait! Really can't… wait…

Or a 15-year-old Martin Amis in A High Wind in Jamaica.

You lost me.

I can tell somebody thinks I'm kidding…

Actually what she told him was "Take a hike!" That's the big reveal so I just saved you $12.

Factoring in the inverse square law he'd probably be fatter (and way more immobile) than the Mr. Stay Puft up there.

Disagree. The book had a lot of typical first-timer mistakes like the murder at the end which was wisely left out of the movie.

Interestingly enough I just saw what is essentially the same scene in the 1937 Bing Crosby vehicle Double or Nothing where a society matron (Fay Holden) brushes up on her "hobospeak" to talk nonsense with Andy Devine aka Half Pint. Fay Holden is no Barbara Billingsley but it was a funny scene anyway.

recycling so soon?

They're fake kids… and not the result of persistent anorexia as some of you may have surmised.

…guaranteed to be incredible…

…or possibly multitudinous hatchet wounds to the head and neck area.

That friend wouldn't be Jeri Ryan would it?

It's a tuba, really.

Also: it looks more like a swollen mask than bloody pulp.

do some shit

Fucking Stella is great… !

You again.

It's OK Roman Polanski successfully mentored him back into civilized society…

Gee… good thing we won't be teleporting anytime soon.