How 'bout a drive-by at your house. That would make Machete smile.

Does sort of illustrate what it takes to make a career as an actor in Hollywood. For those of you who thought it was all about having a burning desire to make something of yourself and then save Darfur.

And please stop typing too.

Hate to be the ultimate downer (ha ha) but that's still about a billion years off.

Maneurysms.

Here it's much more like nose picking.

Shouldn't there 897 comments by now?

The truth hurts. That's why I'm here.

Gravity. Not great and certainly does not need to be seen in 3D.

or maybe Bongo.

It had an "adult" theme and was written by someone who definitely was not an adult.

Don't forget Only Angels Have Wings.

Or perhaps coop as the French would say.

If a movie isn't important neither is the reviewer. Movies used to be churned out by the dozens every week and now even a cheap movie is a big ticket gamble and there aren't that many of them. I catch up with these movies long after the flash and dazzle of the unveiling has passed and then they can be enjoyed for what…

Shouldn't there be, like, 2,001 comments by now?

There's a few things to say here… however I'll stick with my least favorite Altman film Thieves Like Us. It always puts me to sleep.

Opie to, probably…

Funny how relentless promotional advertising works, isn't it?

Smegma salad? With a hint of dill?

And clearly there won't be enough to go around.