Don't worry, Danny Pudi does a pretty good impression of Glover. I'm sure he can fill in as Troy in a couple of episodes.

And I get my Breakfast of Champions movie. So it goes.

And everybody knows that March is the 23rd month in the German calendar!

I don't see any of those on his IMDB page

Two men, one accent.

I had nightmares last night too.

I guess the amount of invented words doesn't factor into the ranking algorithm, because Workaholics would've been a sure thing for #1. PROVE ME WRONG 

Next time you print out my email print it in a font that I can read. What is this, papyrus?

Dibbs Zeta Ate a Theta. It can be a reality show about sorority girls participating in pi eating contests… or cannibalism, or whatever.

We got a peek into the secret file naming conventions on the AVC mainframe: the link to someone on the Ke$sha blurb goes to file:///C:/articles/kesha-drank-her-own-pee… Clever! I don't have that file on my hard drive… yet.

Please please please make a Snakes on a Plane episode. (I assume the show's writers are avid AVClub comment readers. Also, hi Chris.).

This old generation needs to stop taking handouts, spoon-feedings, and relying on the nanny "News" Network! I pulled myself up by my own spoon-straps, why can't everybody! Taxes, pensions, Obama, etc.

I prefer Vonnegut's other grammar advice: “Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use
semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely
nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”

So it's the blue pill that help me get laid then? Or am I thinking of an entirely different blue pill?

Any episode featuring Adam Scott being polite and amicable followed by him telling the host to "shut the fuck up" gets high grades in my book. Also, more foam corner please.

His voice?

If Ironside isn't about the USS Constitution, then… AMERAICA RIGHT?

"I will never, NEVER apologize for The Beach."

"Who the hell is Rick? You have the wrong number."

I couldn't have yelled "FUCK YOU, WRITERS!" any louder at my tv after that. Would've been fine if they cut out that one bit where a guy is pointing an AK-47 at him like a dolt and waits for the Gov to shoot him too.