I was more partial to his turning around, stunned realization: "This isn't your mother's apartment at all!"

But did you notice that the ginger ale was Vernors! I thought they only had that poison here in Michigan, or was that a secret reference to Chris and Ann moving to Ann Arbor?

Or Derek Jeter's Taco Hole

Nothing. It's like watching a podcast, but more of a Comedy Bing Bong! than a WTF version of watching a podcast.

I think that's why they made up for it last night with Doug Benson, Tom Lennon, and Paul Scheer.

We watched Armageddon, Volcano, and Dante's Peak in my Earth sciences class. I had it first period, and it was clear that the teacher had never seen any of these movies before. This means that we could watch the movie and the teacher's reaction of, "Oh no, this is not what I thought it was."

The answer to that personality test question is "I COULDN'T AGREE MOAR, PLEASE SOMEONE TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW." They love outgoing people in retail.

Squawking Dead, duh. Didn't you listen to Comedy Fang! Fang! this week?

Do you think they'll feature Steven Yeun's true, bald head in the 5th season, or would that out him as a minority?

I think that's a testament to Charlie Day's fake Mandarin if he could fool a native speaker.

I think Ethan will shift his attention to the provost's daughter. During their awkward almost-hook up she tells him that he was,"… so handsome in your tux, standing there in black and white."

As long as the 6-year-old in question is Sophia, because she ruined the whole second season of The Walking Dead.

No Enter the Dragon? Good! It was the last of his films that I saw, and all I could think was, "This is some silly shit. Let's watch Return again."

(to paraphrase Fight Club, on a long enough timeline, everyone is fucked)

When they introduced Tyreese's new lady friend there was a collective "Oh she dead" yelled out in my living room. You got me this time writers!

@avclub-d1348cfe54a94fe6f986775cedd75fdd:disqus  Don't forget the economists. When the model comes back with good looking residuals it transports you to blissful equilibrium.

Gina is a toned down Cheryl, which is probably the only way that character could be portrayed on live-action TV. Also, Boyle is Cyril.

This is the same reason I don't like watching them screw over the waitress all the time. Although the lawyer got some good payback, so that was great to watch.

Like an idiot I expected after every commercial break to come back to the gang hanging out in the bar and talking about how Rafi stole Kevin's car. I was pleasantly surprised every time.

That was my biggest reaction to the pilot. I liked the decline of American manufacturing precipitating the decline of the middle class under(over)tones. Although that might just be the inner Michigan in me talking.