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Crass Guido
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'Anywhere I lay my head', those blacks ain't keepin any guidos out of St. Louis. There's nothing a guido loves more than beating on a smart-mouthed moolie for looking at his girl.

Yo, Frenchie, suck my fuckin south jersey balls, bitch.

His wife is fuckin bangin. My broad made me watch some faggy movie with her in it, so I snuck into the bathroom halfway through and pounded out two quick ones. Turns out she died in the movie. Fuckin spoilers, niggaz.

He should play that shit from the Robin Hood movie, that's my jam and it gets the bitches wet as fuck.

Bill Maher's for fuckin old bitches, yo.

Yo, Victorian Lady, why don't ya quit with all the smart talkin and slob on this motherfuckin nob, bitch?